A Woofer Exercise In Futility

I've been told I should write. My daughter says I should write. Mrs. Woofer says I should write. So I have taken the time to find this site and prove once and for all that I have no talent whatsoever for writing.

Let's see here........oh, yeah, my qualifications. Hang on folks, I'm about to wow you with my estimable qualifications to write a blog. Hmmmm......no MBA from the Wharton School of Business, not a highly trained educator, haven't really achieved notoriety for my marketing skills, and my grooming habits leave something to be desired..............

I'm a male of the species with a cat avatar who calls himself Woofer. That should get people flocking to this blog and folks clammering at my door to advertise here. I may set a record for being the most unfollowed person on Twitter. I am the poster child for what not to do to be successful in social media.

Still here? There are important people out there posting important stuff. Instead of being here, you could be educating yourself on the hot topics of the day: How well endowed is Tiger? Will Octomom have more kids? What did Jon and Kate have for breakfast? And the most burning question of all: Will Woofer get his own reality show?

Get out there folks. Learn the important things that will improve the quality of not only your life but those around you.

Personally, I'm gonna head back to Twitter right now and irritate the hell out of a bunch of people.......hope your day doesn't suck too bad!